BLOODBREAKR IS ATTACKING YOUR DELI MEATS WITH UNNEEDED ENTHUSIASM!

Kickassaroo’s pouches are delivered on boomerangs.

OctoPouch can breathe even when he’s swimming in a sea of pouches.

You’ll spend all night at the E.R. with all that BLUNT FOURSE TRAUMA!

The Foursome Four fight the evil Pouchsquatch.

Pouches & Teeth. Pouches & Teeth.

Introducing: The Chew Crew. Spytoon, Dyplyp, and Chaw.

They will give you cancer of the awesome.

So I have this new idea for a super-group. They’re called X-Squad. Basically, this guy Chester Xenos(Xenos, X-Squad…ehhh? Get it?!) starts this school. The “Chester Xenos School For Kids Who Are Special In Superpowered Ways”. Through the school, he recruits members of the X-Squad.

This is the first character, Blud Blayde. He’s basically a loner, a rebel, someone you don’t want to meet in a dark alley. He was part of the “Make Superpowered Dudes Into Weapons For A Secret Government Agency Program”, or MSDIWFASGAP, for short. Anyway, his powers are the Titanatium(we need to copyright this) claws that come out from his hands. Also, he has a wicked cool ability to heal himself.

BloodKnyfe - Deathbludstrikepouch gives me reason to live.

Horseshot’s eye glows because he made a deal with the devil to be so muscular.

Haffynhaff. Part Lady, ALL GUN.